is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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