Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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