u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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