Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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