Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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