Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize