508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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