And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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