"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
false alarm, still single
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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