I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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