i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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