Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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