how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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