the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
