We're like a lot better than the average bears
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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