I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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