Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
