erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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