quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
