how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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