So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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