either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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