He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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