I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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