and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
