What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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