I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i think im in europe. pls send help
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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