There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Alive.
So much puke
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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