Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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