Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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