The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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