How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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