ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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