Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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