How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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