Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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