HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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