Quick, to the slutcave!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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