I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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