There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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