Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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