Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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