Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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