He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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