Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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