I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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