Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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