we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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