i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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