That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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