my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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