I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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