If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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